1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:03,838 What's the matter with you, Leslie? 2 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:06,024 I have to live with you. What's the matter with you? 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:09,676 Well, I'm not sneery and prickly and I don't smell like feet! 4 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:15,891 Have a ruddy bath, find a ruddy job and... change your personality! 5 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:18,245 You know what? I had more fun in that police cell than here. 6 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:22,272 Ask yourself why, because I've given you a loving and happy home. 7 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,232 Maybe I'm not the happy kind. 8 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,777 Well, you're making us feel the same way. 9 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:17,244 THE DURRELLS Episode 4 10 00:01:17,785 --> 00:01:20,456 Adolescents are all hard work, aren't they? 11 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:21,956 How was Larry at 18? 12 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:26,586 Like a tall, evil goblin, but sort of fun. 13 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:31,341 Whereas Leslie, who I love, obviously, is a twit with a gun. 14 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,015 - What is this? - Oh, you don't want to know. 15 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:42,977 - Oh, Margo has got a job, though. - Congratulations. 16 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,438 Companion to the Countess Mavrodaki. 17 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,524 Well, we all need someone to be with. 18 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:53,905 If you mean Sven, I am tired of trying to break through his bloody shell. 19 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,449 Oh, but he's so handsome. 20 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,951 Yeah, and wouldn't it be nice if, just once, 21 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:02,872 a man could look good with his shirt off and want to share some thoughts? 22 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,166 Isn't love worth pursuing? 23 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,727 Is this bile? 24 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,549 Who knows? Patients are full of surprises. Don't change the subject. 25 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,093 Yes, love is worth pursuing. 26 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,324 Are you trying to shoot my turkeys? 27 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,701 Why is everyone shouting at me today? 28 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,371 Oh, you're from that bastard English family. 29 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:47,875 Look, I know this is Greece, but you're gonna have to speak English. 30 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,736 - Louisa. - Sven. 31 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,534 Are you busy or just being rude? 32 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,218 I'm busy. 33 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,331 Do you have to be so secretive? 34 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,115 I've already got a son at home who is about to implode 35 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,960 because he can't express himself. 36 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,588 - I just like my privacy. - Right. 37 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,359 I just thought we knew each other well enough to pop by and say hello. 38 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,427 Well, sometimes a man is an island. 39 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,389 It's 'no man is an island', you idiot. 40 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,517 Right, well, I'll get back to my family. 41 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:56,861 Your principal function will be to read to me, as my eyes tire easily. 42 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,864 I know, mine are the same. 43 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,533 Well, I hope not. 44 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,869 No. Sorry. 45 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,663 I was just trying to agree with you. 46 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:10,918 My last job was a bit of a calamity, so I need this to go well. 47 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:18,384 Demetrios used to read to me, but his voice is rather unpleasant. 48 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,968 It isn't and my name is Dennis. 49 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:25,057 He's still learning where to place the cutlery around the table. 50 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:31,020 So I am delighted to have you here as my companion. 51 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,652 Mowgli! 52 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:47,454 - Something's crawled into it. - It's two beautiful bats. Look. 53 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,580 I don't want to see bats! 54 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,375 No more frigging wildlife out here. 55 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:57,213 - They've got to go somewhere. - Outdoors? Where they came from? 56 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,903 God! 57 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,224 One collects them, the other executes them. 58 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:11,728 - I hate that turkey farmer. - Crippenopoulos? Yes. 59 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:15,607 Crusty. Vile. Money-grabbing weasel. 60 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:18,360 - Is that his name? - Crippenopoulos? No. 61 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,696 So why call him that, then? 62 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,613 Because he's like the murderer Crippen. 63 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,993 I've added the Greek suffix "opoulos" because we're in... 64 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,206 Please find me some cleverer people. 65 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,958 Oh, will you piss off upstairs and do your typing. 66 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:37,921 I'm recharging my batteries, while I find out if they'll publish my novel. 67 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,716 That's a story in book form, with chapters. 68 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,676 I found some baby owls in the woods. 69 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,222 And I've put the bats somewhere safe! 70 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,866 Roger, shush. No-one likes a loud mouth. 71 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,504 "Darling Nancy, I miss you like a eunuch misses..." 72 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:23,717 So, are you a pain, because your so-called girlfriend is miles away? 73 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,932 Are you one, because you'll never ever get another girlfriend? 74 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,518 "...testicles." 75 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,729 Bog. 76 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:05,608 Who's there? 77 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,027 Leslie! 78 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,346 Oh, come on! 79 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:17,770 Get them out! 80 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,372 Leslie! 81 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,082 Leslie, I mean it! 82 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,799 Leslie! 83 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,704 Help! Please! 84 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:39,625 Leslie! Please! 85 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:46,966 Hey, English! You and your family dog killed my turkeys! 86 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,801 Here we go again. What? 87 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,735 Dog! 88 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,018 Oh, my God, he's got rabies. 89 00:07:56,559 --> 00:08:01,522 Money! Don't leave! I want compensation or you're in trouble! 90 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:06,236 Help! Help! 91 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,049 Help! 92 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:15,786 Larry? 93 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,039 Whoo! God! 94 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,498 Oh, darling. Oh! 95 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:22,127 - I want Leslie dead. - I'll deal with this. 96 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:24,546 He's got to learn. 97 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,298 What's going on? 98 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,774 No. 99 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,637 You've killed it. 100 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,932 - It's only a bat, Gerry. - They're lovely. 101 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:37,976 All creatures are. 102 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,979 Especially the ones no-one likes. 103 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,070 Go on, then. Take your misery out on me. 104 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,821 A tent. For you to live in. 105 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:53,617 In the garden until you start to appreciate the home and family life. 106 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,413 So where are you intending to sleep? 107 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,176 Don't you... dare. 108 00:09:11,258 --> 00:09:12,469 Get off! 109 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:48,771 Sotos. 110 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,138 - Leslie. - English. 111 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,687 Can I stay with you? 112 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:22,456 Lady Marchmont watched Sir Timothy's hands dancing on the piano keys. 113 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,874 Even the back of his neck was handsome. 114 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:33,425 - How's it coming along? - Splendidly. 115 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,220 You don't get any better, do you? 116 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:42,391 But Lady Marchmont's head was in turmoil. 117 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,575 Well, it would be. 118 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:47,063 So she asked for a cold compress and took it with her to her room, 119 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,316 which tended, in any case, to be chilly. 120 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,693 You're reading it like that, are you? 121 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,321 Jealousy does not become you. 122 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,032 - Shall I bring you some easier fruit? - You're a rude man. 123 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,682 She sent away the poor boy! What kinds of mother is she? 124 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,229 Lugaretzia, if that's Greek for "You're a dreadful mother", 125 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,314 I will make you clean out the pelican. 126 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,525 Leslie is best child. 127 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,152 Yes. I know you think Leslie is best child. 128 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,948 Now please go and ask Spiros to find him. 129 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:41,033 What kind of family are they? 130 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:48,250 Well, I've run out of good books to read, so I might as well sort you out. 131 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:52,253 Sort me out? If you hadn't been so unkind to Leslie, he'd still be here. 132 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,216 You're so shirty. I smell man trouble. 133 00:11:56,299 --> 00:12:00,762 If you mean Sven, as everybody seems so intent on shoving us together, 134 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,973 he's clearly not interested. 135 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,351 He wouldn't be the first moody Swede. You're better off with a Finn. 136 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,145 Well, there weren't any Finns. 137 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:15,861 Anyway, he seems to enjoy being... strong and silent and... well... male. 138 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,279 So he's like Mr. Darcy, in... 139 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,282 Yes, I know what book Mr. Darcy is in! Thank you. 140 00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:26,413 And for all the failings of English men, at least I understand them. 141 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,622 And England. 142 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,166 Smug, tweedy old England? 143 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:31,976 Pudding Island? 144 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,336 What's wrong with pudding? 145 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,062 Leslie, eat. 146 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,038 Thanks. 147 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,487 First... run round. 148 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,364 - What? - To eat, run round. 149 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,743 What? Run round the shack? 150 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,493 Bugger off. 151 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,537 Darling, don't, supper's nearly ready. 152 00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:51,790 Listen, this is important. 153 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:56,335 I have to get hold of better clothing or I won't get the boyfriend I want. 154 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,046 The Countess has gorgeous clothes. 155 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:03,009 A true boyfriend will love you even if you're wearing a dirty old sack. 156 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,194 Mrs. Durrells. 157 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,138 - Your son Leslie. - What's happened? 158 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,848 He is living with bad people. 159 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:26,573 Oh, darling. Please come home. 160 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:29,744 - No. You chucked me out. - I know and it was wrong. 161 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,372 But you are way out of your depth with these men. 162 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,580 They're my friends. 163 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,626 Well, at least let me come in and tidy. 164 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,127 - No. - Leslie! 165 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:42,757 I don't know what's gone wrong between us. How can I make it better? 166 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,013 I... I just can't seem to be happy. 167 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,031 Mrs. Durrell. 168 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,977 - Good evening. - Ah, good evening. 169 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,270 I come to arrest. 170 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,648 The gentlemen who live here don't seem to be at home. 171 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,191 - My son is just about to leave. - Yes. I want him. 172 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,376 - What? - Why? 173 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,030 But you can't do that! What's he done? 174 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,657 - Leslie! - I haven't done anything! 175 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,874 I miss my bat, Lugaretzia. I'm going to give him a good send-off. 176 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,542 Leslie's shorts. 177 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,734 - Hello. - Hello. 178 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,320 - My name's Margo. - Angel. 179 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,323 You know, like an angel. 180 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,912 So, you like to watch me at work. 181 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,622 Yes, I love gardening. 182 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,595 Killing turkeys is a serious crime. He's bailed for a week. 183 00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:11,805 Thank you, Officer. 184 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,976 It's so unfair! 185 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,561 You're only out on bail. They can arrest you again. 186 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,271 It's outrageous. Why bother to respect the law? 187 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,401 The farmer obviously thinks we have tons of money and we'll roll over... 188 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,363 You've always told me honesty is its own reward. 189 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:32,449 - Well, it's not true. Is it? - Leslie, just... come home. 190 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,869 Lugaretzia's beside herself. 191 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,623 Larry's written you a very funny poem based on the Ballad Of Reading Gaol. 192 00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,916 We all miss you, darling, terribly. 193 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,334 Well, I don't miss you. 194 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,434 Lady Margo, you are stunning. 195 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,103 Yes, Angel, I am. Very much so... 196 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,151 I'm... I'm sorry. I'll take it off. 197 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,907 - I'll have to tell the Countess. - What? No. Why? 198 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:17,536 The villa is her entire universe. She insists on knowing everything. 199 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,916 Please don't dislike me. 200 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,209 I don't dislike you. 201 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:28,798 But I am the Countess's guard dog, in human form. 202 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,094 - You're going to have me sacked. - She decides everything. 203 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:37,015 That's why it's the Villa Mavrodaki. Not the Villa Dennis. 204 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:43,729 They've charged him with threatening our local farmer, shooting, 205 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:48,817 letting our dog savage his turkeys and failure to pay compensation. 206 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,001 A pack of lies! 207 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,114 - Is it a pack of lies? - Of course it is. 208 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,283 But he has to appear in court next week. 209 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,701 I need you two to be our lawyers. 210 00:17:57,784 --> 00:18:01,539 Is that wise? We are respectively a biologist and a taxi-driver. 211 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,876 Yes, but between you, you know everything and everyone. 212 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,212 I couldn't find or afford anybody else. 213 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719 I'm disappointed with you, Margo. 214 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,597 But you seemed so easy-going. 215 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,725 I thought you'd let me try on a dress. 216 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,102 I'd let you try on mine. 217 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:29,150 I am relieving you of your duties, for gross disobedience. 218 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,610 Do let me stay. My mother would be so sad. 219 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,823 I find adults very confusing. 220 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,757 Go now! 221 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,335 Oh, but you're so serious, my dear. 222 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,628 Your face. 223 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,840 Have the dress. 224 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,133 I hear it becomes you. 225 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,262 Now read to me. We've a whole library to get through. 226 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,896 No, don't come now. 227 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:23,371 - Well, speak. - Don't be angry. 228 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,222 I come in peace. 229 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,667 Oh, so it's OK for you to come and call on me, 230 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,879 but not for me to come and call on you. 231 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,880 I apologise. I... I felt unsure. 232 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,008 Oh, you were feeling unsure? 233 00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:41,221 What are you doing here? 234 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,114 I like it here. 235 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,159 And I like you. 236 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,979 So why do we argue all the time? 237 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,774 Because, as a woman, you get upset. 238 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,568 It's... tiring. 239 00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,325 Or, as a man, you don't tell me what you're thinking. 240 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,286 I mean, it is like talking to fog. 241 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,915 What do you want to know? 242 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,921 What's stopping us? 243 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,173 Is it me? Is it my... my children? 244 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,732 No. 245 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,943 I like children, 246 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,403 your children. 247 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,976 But it's true, I'm used to being on my own. 248 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,189 Perhaps change makes me anxious. 249 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,504 Well... 250 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,326 Well, no, that was good. Well, don't stop there! 251 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,599 So it is me. 252 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,058 Oh. Sorry. 253 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,415 Whisky inside. 254 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:23,799 Locked. 255 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,412 - Shoot. - Oh, should we? 256 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:31,957 I'm supposed to be on bail... Let's go and play some football... 257 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,711 Shoot. Or we shoot you. 258 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,712 They're eating the queen. 259 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,671 Oh. How lovely. 260 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,340 This is going to be our burial area. 261 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,634 I had rather expected to be buried in England. 262 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,428 No. I mean, for my bat. 263 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,851 Could you please find me a Greek Orthodox priest? 264 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,655 The Countess gave me a dress! 265 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,325 Your job is not job. This is job. 266 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,079 It's actually hard work reading love stories 267 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,498 where the most they do is breathe heavily. 268 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,209 I'm going to snip some pages out. 269 00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,797 When did anyone ever really "feel their heart skip a beat"? 270 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,214 - I do that. - All the time. 271 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,218 You should read the posh ignoramus my novel. 272 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:09,097 She's not an ignoramus. She has a huge library. 273 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,558 Ooh, ask her to let me borrow from it. 274 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,142 Oh, you're not so rude now. 275 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:17,062 - No. - But I've run out of books to read. 276 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,855 You'd better write another one then. 277 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,025 I'm still waiting for the first one to be accepted. 278 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,157 I don't like it when she does that. 279 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,367 Nor do I. 280 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,385 Who peed on my shoes? 281 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,362 Your mother. 282 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,267 These were very expensive. 283 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,727 We went on a special trip to London to get them. 284 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,276 I don't think we can be best friends anymore. 285 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,416 What do you think? 286 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,251 Oh, my goodness. 287 00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:22,587 That is so beautiful. 288 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:26,882 Wearing this, I feel like I could do anything and have any man. 289 00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:28,942 Margo! 290 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,308 Oh, Leslie. 291 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,231 Oh, I am so worried about you. 292 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,483 Stop, I'm all right. 293 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,692 What's that smell? 294 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:47,904 My shoes. 295 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,626 That little bastard Creech! 296 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,003 Mrs. Durrell, good morning. 297 00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,755 Oh. You. 298 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:53,176 Your face looked like an overcast day in Bootle, 299 00:25:53,259 --> 00:25:54,845 the last time we met, so... 300 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:57,974 I'm off the drink. 301 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,020 Lost the beard. Bought a cravat. 302 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,496 Thank you. 303 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,777 I'm here to invite you onto my yacht. 304 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:13,155 Sailing is one of the few things I do well. 305 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:18,828 Didn't he get drunk here and you nearly shot him? 306 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,011 Yes. 307 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:24,125 Thank you and that reminds me why a trip out with you would be a bad idea. 308 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,668 Mummy, we're starting. 309 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,795 - Lunch? - A bat funeral. 310 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:34,092 Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name, 311 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:39,265 thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 312 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:45,020 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses. 313 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,024 This is grander than Dad's funeral. 314 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:54,822 - What was Captain Creech doing here? - He was inviting me on his yacht. 315 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:56,839 I said no. 316 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,324 Say yes! 317 00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:02,495 Stop fretting about Les. He'll always be a mess. 318 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,929 Let your hair down. 319 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:07,043 You have no idea about parenting, do you? 320 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,920 You're supposed to fuss. Idiot! 321 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:22,016 Poet of heaven and earth who sees all visible and invisible... 322 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:25,144 And Gerry is grieving for this bat, of all things. 323 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:28,022 Well, it's obviously a displaced sense of loss 324 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:31,941 and not feeling connected and anxiety for his sibling. 325 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,736 I know that. 326 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,406 I've asked Theo to encourage him in the science of it. 327 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,868 - Death, life... compost. - Compost? 328 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,706 But I'm very glad he's developing his spiritual interest, too. 329 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:49,794 - Well, maybe that's what Leslie needs. - Oh, no. He'd take it too far. 330 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,214 He'd be frogmarching us all to the church at gunpoint. 331 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,425 Sven goes to the Greek Orthodox Church. He's a dark horse. 332 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,135 I don't want to talk about him. 333 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:03,891 He started talking. He started opening up about... 334 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:09,438 ...liking children and, you know, and then he just walked away. 335 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:13,109 But sod him. Because I have a captain friend 336 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,319 who has a big boat that he's taking me out on, on Thursday. 337 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,531 Well, it's good you don't want to talk about him. 338 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:22,826 In fact, if you could get Sven to come to the harbour when I'm leaving, 339 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,954 I'll get hold of a stunning dress for the occasion. 340 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:29,874 And I can watch his face as I step off that yacht. 341 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,337 Was that the flicker of interest from him? 342 00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:37,465 Or were they really totally severely in love? 343 00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,219 Mrs. Durrell to see you, madam. 344 00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:42,137 I'm sorry to bother you. 345 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,723 Margo left home with a sniffle and I wanted to check she's well. 346 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:56,068 Oh, by the way, I loved the dress you gave Margo. 347 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,612 - You have exquisite taste. - Thank you. 348 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,447 And many, many dresses, I gather. 349 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:10,416 The truth is, like you, I'm a widow and... well, I'm struggling. 350 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,919 I was wondering if you might have a spare frock for me. 351 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,380 Oh, of course. 352 00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:20,342 I'm sure we can find something for you, can't we, Demetrios? 353 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,525 Dennis. 354 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:25,264 Pack the purple gown for Mrs. Durrell. 355 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:40,195 Now I know it's rather showy, but what do you think? 356 00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,156 Say if it's horrible. 357 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,634 Margo? 358 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:50,790 I thought I might wear it on Creech's yacht tomorrow. For fun, you know. 359 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:52,749 Well, yes. Why not? 360 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,796 I think you'll look nice whatever you wear. 361 00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,089 Thank you, darling. 362 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:05,220 He hasn't got creatures up there as well, has he? 363 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,645 I couldn't see him. 364 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,773 Oh, well, he can join the others under the floorboards. 365 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:22,737 You're so generous, Theo. How can I thank you? 366 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,907 The pleasure, as a fellow enthusiast, is all mine. 367 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,202 The ancients embalmed their loved ones. 368 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:33,874 We could have pickled your bat in formaldehyde. 369 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,833 I think that might scare my family. 370 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,713 Look, Mum, my Centre For Scientific Learning. 371 00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:43,591 You don't need to nag me about education any more. 372 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,761 Excellent. And eight times seven? 373 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:49,030 Is it in the 50s? 374 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,016 Spot on, it's in the 50s. 375 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,021 I hope you're feeling relaxed about Leslie's court case. 376 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,204 Oh, hardly. 377 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,109 It's a shame Leslie isn't one of us. 378 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:03,821 My delight in molluscs saw me through a bumpy adolescence. 379 00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:07,573 I keep wondering how I could have steered Leslie differently. 380 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:10,286 Who knows? The experience may do him good. 381 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:14,248 They say a broken leg grows back stronger than an unbroken one. 382 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,171 You are wearing it on a boat? 383 00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:23,356 It's a yacht. 384 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,152 Stop staring at it. 385 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,338 Oh, no. 386 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:48,880 Really? 387 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:50,743 That's a yacht? 388 00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:58,584 Oh, I can't let the old fool down. 389 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,550 So now you're not speaking. What's the matter? 390 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,639 - I'm... I'm very drunk. - What? 391 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,809 Why? Why did you get drunk? 392 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:20,021 The sea... It's a bloody death-trap! 393 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:22,316 I've seen too much. 394 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:26,904 Since I retired... it haunts me. 395 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,368 Take me back to shore. 396 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,327 - Right now! - No. 397 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,121 I know some sea shanties... 398 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,624 You dare sing one sea shanty and I'll... 399 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,877 You... give me that. 400 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,171 Give me that tiller right now! 401 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:46,672 Oh, do you know how to sail? 402 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:49,426 No. No, I can't sail! 403 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,305 But I'm a hell of a lot more competent than you are at this moment! 404 00:32:58,227 --> 00:32:59,327 Good. 405 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,437 Help! 406 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,983 - I can't swim! - You silly, silly man! 407 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:09,446 You'll like this one. 408 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,783 O Blodwyn was a Welsh girl, she came from Cardiff city... 409 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:19,081 This was my chance to feel attractive and not just like a bad mother! 410 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,040 Though she only had one titty! 411 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,709 Thanks for nothing! 412 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:27,214 Don't go! We're having such a nice day. 413 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,633 This is terrible. Don't let Louisa see you here. 414 00:33:30,716 --> 00:33:32,970 No. I have to offer my sympathies. 415 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,575 If you say anything nice, I'll cry. 416 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:23,479 So, is nobody going to tell me how Mother's yacht trip went? 417 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,986 The good news is that, if you're put in jail, you'll be with my friend Kosti. 418 00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:34,490 He's not going to jail. It's a ridiculous trumped-up charge. 419 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:37,450 This is Corfu. Anything's possible. 420 00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,785 Isn't that why we like it here? 421 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:07,856 This innocent young Englishman should not be standing here today. 422 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:12,986 Not so innocent. Before, he was in my police cell after a drunken brawl! 423 00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,907 Well, who among us has not been arrested for drunken brawling? 424 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:18,658 - Exactly. - Not me. 425 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,912 He always carries a gun with him! 426 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:26,041 Mr. Durrell, is it true you carry guns? 427 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:29,128 Yes. 428 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:30,420 Why? 429 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:33,841 Because the world is a dangerous place, Judge. 430 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:37,176 Do you not make it more dangerous? 431 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:44,559 Leslie is the best child, the only one who speaks to me in my own language, 432 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:48,897 although he stopped learning when his Greek girlfriend dumped him. 433 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,190 In English, please. The defendant... 434 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,735 If he was drowning, I wouldn't give him my hand. 435 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:58,072 Throw him in the sea so you can see me push him deeper. 436 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:00,909 Let's kill all his turkeys. 437 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:06,372 Leslie isn't gifted or nuanced, 438 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:09,625 but he has got a kind of visceral doggedness. 439 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,296 Paradoxically, he loathes dogs. 440 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:15,172 So he wouldn't go killing turkeys with Gerry's dog. 441 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:20,304 No. Leslie is far more likely to shoot the turkeys... 442 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:24,280 ...on his own. 443 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:31,522 If my client killed your turkeys, as you say, where are the carcasses? 444 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:33,081 What do you mean? 445 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:36,236 I'm saying if the accused killed the turkeys as you claim, 446 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,695 where are the carcasses? 447 00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:39,364 I threw them away! 448 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:40,906 He disposed of them. 449 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:44,535 You are wasting the time of the court if you have no evidence. 450 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:45,746 Excellent point. 451 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,164 Thank you. 452 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:54,171 Everyone knows Leslie was living with those low-lifes Sotos and Fotis. 453 00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,922 Leslie was living with Sotos and Fotis. 454 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,426 They robbed the storeroom at gunpoint. 455 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:03,597 Leslie was the one who shot off the lock. 456 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:09,311 Quiet, please! 457 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,231 He's an armed robber. 458 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,484 Quiet, please! 459 00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:19,278 These are serious allegations. 460 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,573 We will come back tomorrow. 461 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:29,539 It wasn't an armed robbery. 462 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,380 Except, I suppose, strictly speaking, I was armed and we did rob somewhere. 463 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,588 Oh, Leslie! 464 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,592 We only stole booze, we didn't shoot anybody. 465 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,763 Theo says the law here is that you will go to jail if found guilty. 466 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,973 Sotos and Fotis made me. I couldn't look like a coward. 467 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:52,687 Lots of people have gone to jail for their beliefs... Oscar Wilde, Voltaire, 468 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,564 Crazy Horse, the Sioux Indian chief. 469 00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:56,941 I don't believe in stealing cheap Greek whisky. 470 00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,124 Stop it! 471 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,486 Why did I bring us here? 472 00:38:00,986 --> 00:38:03,407 It could have happened to Leslie anywhere. 473 00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:06,701 Where are you going? 474 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:18,630 It's about Leslie. 475 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:23,635 I've no right to ask and... 476 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:28,305 ...well, you could argue that my son is no better than you, 477 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:31,018 but he is barely an adult. 478 00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:34,813 And if you could say that he wasn't involved in the robbery, 479 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:39,024 if you could do the noble thing and be lenient with him, then... 480 00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:43,362 then maybe the judge would be lenient with you. 481 00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,049 Maybe. 482 00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,964 You're probably not allowed tins, are you? 483 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,393 - Good morning. - Good morning. 484 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,905 I am dismissing this case. 485 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:11,076 The defendant Leslie Durrell is clearly blameless. 486 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,452 The plaintiff shall give to the defendant 487 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,248 six of his best turkeys in compensation. 488 00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,333 Everyone is dismissed. 489 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:26,216 Except the Durrell family and legal representatives. 490 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:37,811 You are implicated in a more serious crime, 491 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,897 the armed robbery of the storehouse. 492 00:40:40,981 --> 00:40:42,399 - Let me say this... - No. 493 00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:46,777 However, the co-accused, Sotos and Fotis, 494 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,780 now claim that they acted alone. 495 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,283 For whatever reason. 496 00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:54,743 So there is no case to answer. 497 00:40:55,996 --> 00:41:00,167 But he is at the top of a slippery slope. 498 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,585 Don't let him fall. 499 00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:17,934 You see? Worry, it's overrated! 500 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:21,186 No. Apparently, worry and parenthood are inseparable. 501 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,981 I am going to sleep for a week! 502 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,363 Right. Everybody back to the house for supper. 503 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,661 There's nothing wrong with English cooking. 504 00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:46,588 Spiros, thank you. For your legal expertise. 505 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,591 I think we know it was you who made the difference. 506 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,134 I don't know what you mean. 507 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:56,263 You sold your wedding ring to bribe those two thugs. 508 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:59,892 Well, I offered shortbread. 509 00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:02,812 But it seems the modern criminal expects more. 510 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,760 Don't ask. 511 00:42:36,261 --> 00:42:39,473 Well done, Leslie. 512 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:45,438 Like this slowly, slowly. 513 00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:53,363 Mother! My first proper wages. 514 00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:55,572 I'm going to invest in a feather boa. 515 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,076 Well, everybody has to contribute. 516 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,510 So... 517 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,955 invest in half a feather boa. 518 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,499 That is outrageous. 519 00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:08,711 How is the reclusive Countess, Margo? 520 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:13,174 I may be missing something, but I find her rather sweet and jolly. 521 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,029 - Where are you going? - I'm not telling you. 522 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,723 But not the lavatory, in case you get any ideas. 523 00:43:37,157 --> 00:43:39,033 There's something I want to say. 524 00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:42,287 Gerry, I know I complain about your creatures, 525 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:46,165 but, well, you're serious about this animal business, aren't you? 526 00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:47,348 Yes, I am. 527 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,089 Didn't we bury that? 528 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:57,760 Yes, but I changed my mind and dug it up and stuffed it. 529 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,138 First, you remove the skin, 530 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:04,475 then you rub non-iodised salt on it, then you take the head and you... 531 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:08,897 I want you to have my dress. 532 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:12,357 Oh, Margo. I can't. 533 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,209 It's yours. 534 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,264 Is it bat? 535 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,095 Theo, would you like to say grace? 536 00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:42,012 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 537 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:51,622 I added a beard. 538 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:57,320 Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, 539 00:44:57,404 --> 00:45:00,823 thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven, give us today... 540 00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:05,577 Lady Marchmont glimpsed Lord Tim in the distance. 541 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,499 Was that the flicker of interest from him or... 542 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,460 Do I have to read this? 543 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:16,214 You do, if you want to borrow any books. 544 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:22,971 She felt hot in places she'd never felt hot before... 545 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,556 Don't make anything up. 546 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:32,020 ...seeking ventilation, she went onto her beloved veranda 547 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:34,357 and played with her pooch Leonard, 548 00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:37,944 who had always provided a distraction in times of crisis. 549 00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:44,842 So... 550 00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:50,457 Leslie, what's that? Darling, behind your back. 551 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:51,640 A stick. 552 00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:58,506 Just a bit of night shooting, that's all. 553 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,674 What will it take for you to learn? 554 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:21,544 No. 555 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,060 What a week. 556 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,923 I'm sorry about my little wobble. 557 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:43,467 No, I've checked. You don't wobble. 558 00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:18,753 That's better. 559 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:35,937 End of episode 4